10 Things You Love (and Rue) About Replacement

1)  Someone’s getting hired!

2)  Someone’s getting fired!

3)   Your new heart/kidney/lung is ready.

4)   But you’ll have to take it slow for the rest of your short life.

5)  We can give you another camera.

 6)  But the pictures are gone forever!

7)  Fortunately, dental plate work has advanced leaps & bounds in the last few years…

  8)   But nix that beautiful smile!

9)  We’re getting rid of Obama!

10). He’ll be replaced by Donald Trump!

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