I’m a JelPianist (Republocrat). Or a PianJellist (Demlican). Always the Opposition, because the Party in power NEVER looks out for anyone but their own. Then, miraculously, as soon as they become the Opposition again, they lose their amnesia, remember the rest of us countrymen and the way the Nation’s business SHOULD be run, and try to right the Ship they themselves JUST left on the reefs! And THAT’S a FACT!